Monday, December 19, 2011

Kim Jong-Il Assumes Room Temperature

News reports broke tonight that evil dictator, Kim Jong-Il has passed away at age 69, after battling numerous suspected health problems, and will be succeeded by his son, Kim Jong-Un, who was groomed for the position. This is a man who indulged himself and built his army at the expense of his citizens. Kim Jong-Il has supported various kidnappings, and also starves, tortures and imprisons his own people in a stagnant Marxist country, not allowing them to be afforded the opportunities for growth and enrichment they would receive in the United States.

While Kim Jong-Il's death may be mourned in North Korea, it will be celebrated worldwide, as that is one less menace with whom the world will have to deal.

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